UB BeerBelly
UB ChiqHunter
UB DivingViking
UB LurkingSmurf
UB Sauerkraut
Oh, you're telling about your life, don't you?
Well, I'll try to translate this for all those who don't understand.
You think about yourself as a ChiqHunter. But, whenever you try to look downwards to get a glimpse of your feet the only thing you see is your precious BeerBelly, which not only comes from best German beer but also from Sauerkraut and Bratwurst (another name for your ship).
Well, so whenever you're out Chiqhunting your DivingViking (Jesper is Danish, and so is his... well... you know

) actually is nothing but a LurkingSmurf - small, blue and too weak to stand up.
@Jesper:

;) Just kidding, keep smiling.