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Apparently, I'm going to meet my maker on November 14, 2039 at the age of 77 years old - and its more likely through alien abdiction than alcoholism. Referee, I demand a recount!!
/bux
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 14, 2004
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)OMG and I felt sure I would have died by now LOLAugust 18, 2043
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 17, 2065
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Not likely, I intend to live and recieve my telegram!
February 17, 2065
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Not likely, I intend to live and recieve my telegram!
You kinky little devil, you.August 18, 2043
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 3, 2029
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
And I thougt life waz over at fifty
September 3, 2029
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
And I thougt life waz over at fifty
Sub Lt. D. Abramczyk LMAO I didnt even see that till now
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Blimey, on August 22nd 2037 at age 73 - and not from team sex either, must be good for me then 
Well Jesper, it looks like your time is up. Any last words for us eager listeners?
Oh, I have a few notes to other dearly departeds as well, think you could pass them along? Thanks!
;-D
Oh, I have a few notes to other dearly departeds as well, think you could pass them along? Thanks!
;-D
Awwww thats no fun LMAOand not from team sex either
Die of... confusion?Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Monday, October 6th 2070
At the ripe old age of 78 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Confusion (3%)
Drowning (3%)
Horrible Accident (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
18,983,789 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 53% were female and 47% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
71% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 1714 people claim to have leprosy.