Joepilar as a boss:
F... you
The boss goes into a rampage leeping up into the and coming down with a force on all the little gnomes.
Lizz and Knute as bosses:
Who did that?
Lizz sheeps a target. Knute will suddenly turns welsh and curse the poor sheeped target. Lizz will become enraged and kick knute.
Evillynne as a raid boss:
Daunting Presence
As you as you come into Evillynne's presence, you become a slave. You are forced to bring her diet cola for the next three days
Enter another world
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Apocalizz as a raid boss:
Tell me - everything...
A player is randomly teleported to a psychiatrist's couch and forced to reveal their darkest secrets, for every secret revealed, 3000 psychological damage is inflicted until the player's psyche shatters into multiple personalities and they can no longer function as part of normal raid society.
"Oh dear I've gone and made a mess.."
Congratulations on the masters Lizz
Can you spot the Buffy reference?
Tell me - everything...
A player is randomly teleported to a psychiatrist's couch and forced to reveal their darkest secrets, for every secret revealed, 3000 psychological damage is inflicted until the player's psyche shatters into multiple personalities and they can no longer function as part of normal raid society.
"Oh dear I've gone and made a mess.."
Congratulations on the masters Lizz
Can you spot the Buffy reference?
I'm not sure...is it the episode where she's in a psychiatric institution? I also remember Dru saying "Oh Spike, what a wonderful mess you've made!"
Tell meh!
Another one for you:
Vorpid as a raidboss:
Firy balls: Vorpid shoots a volley of Asbach's Firy Balls.
Once more, with feeling: Upon death, Vorpid logs on one of her other hunters.
Cuppa: Summons Asbach to bring her a cuppa that heals her for 20%.
Upon player deaths:
"Bored now!"
"Cool, they don't hit back!"
Tell meh!
Another one for you:
Vorpid as a raidboss:
Firy balls: Vorpid shoots a volley of Asbach's Firy Balls.
Once more, with feeling: Upon death, Vorpid logs on one of her other hunters.
Cuppa: Summons Asbach to bring her a cuppa that heals her for 20%.
Upon player deaths:
"Bored now!"
"Cool, they don't hit back!"
LOL!! you know me so well!
In the musical episode the boss says to Dawn "tell me ... tell me everything" when he discovers her sister is the slayer - if my geeky memory serves me right
The mess quote is Moroes.
In the musical episode the boss says to Dawn "tell me ... tell me everything" when he discovers her sister is the slayer - if my geeky memory serves me right
The mess quote is Moroes.
Dammit! i thought i did post that reply about the dancing demon finding out the sister is the slayer.. oh well, you cant show off your geek powers everyday. My favourite quote is still when Spike has to explain to Buffy "in five words or less" why he is stalking her house: "Out for a walk... bitch!". Classic.
Joining this with the RockBand thread, how about if "Yorga, Liz, Vorp and Asb" were a boss....
Boss: RockBand
Description: Maulgar-like boss fight, with Asb on Drums, Liz on Guitar, Yorga on Bass, Vorp on Vocals
Fundamental:
The encounter is started when 10 raiders /cheer at the band. The band then starts to play appallingly, causing a stacking debuff on the raid that increases by 1 every 30sec for every band member standing. The debuff reduces all dmg and healing by that raider by 2% per debuff. The debuff cannot be removed until the fight ends.
Individual Abilities:
- Vorpid - piercing howl : debuff assigned every 20 secs to anyone within 30 yards of Vorpid doing 1000 dmg/sec until dispelled
.... feel the pain, baby!
- Liz - riff of pain : every 30 secs, unless stunned, Liz performs the riff of pain, causing 100 dmg/sec to all raid members for 30 secs, and healing the band
.... excellent!!!!!!!
- Asbach - pounding beats : after 60 seconds, Asbach stuns all raid members within 20 yards with his drumsticks and throws them at the nearest healer
... here come the drums...
- Yorga - guitar trash : at 40% health, yorga stops playing the base, and uses it to attack the nearest raid member who moves
... nobody move or I'll kill every mutherf****king last one of you!
- Group Abilities
--- fierce loyalty : If Liz or Vorp is killed first, Yorga and Asb enrage for 3x damage
... did you touch my wife?!
--- tea break : if the fight lasts three minutes, Vorpid will request some tea; Asbach disappears for 30secs and then reappears with tea for the band members; all raiders are immobilized while the band drinks their tea, healing them for 20%. If Asbach is not available, 30secs after requesting tea Vorpid will instead enrage
... I could really use a cuppa (tea request)
... Time for Tea (tea arrives)
... WHERE's MY TEA?! (enrage)
--- encore : unless all raid members /clap before anyone attempts to loot any band member, the whole band is resurrected for an encore
... did you miss us?!
As.
Boss: RockBand
Description: Maulgar-like boss fight, with Asb on Drums, Liz on Guitar, Yorga on Bass, Vorp on Vocals
Fundamental:
The encounter is started when 10 raiders /cheer at the band. The band then starts to play appallingly, causing a stacking debuff on the raid that increases by 1 every 30sec for every band member standing. The debuff reduces all dmg and healing by that raider by 2% per debuff. The debuff cannot be removed until the fight ends.
Individual Abilities:
- Vorpid - piercing howl : debuff assigned every 20 secs to anyone within 30 yards of Vorpid doing 1000 dmg/sec until dispelled
.... feel the pain, baby!
- Liz - riff of pain : every 30 secs, unless stunned, Liz performs the riff of pain, causing 100 dmg/sec to all raid members for 30 secs, and healing the band
.... excellent!!!!!!!
- Asbach - pounding beats : after 60 seconds, Asbach stuns all raid members within 20 yards with his drumsticks and throws them at the nearest healer
... here come the drums...
- Yorga - guitar trash : at 40% health, yorga stops playing the base, and uses it to attack the nearest raid member who moves
... nobody move or I'll kill every mutherf****king last one of you!
- Group Abilities
--- fierce loyalty : If Liz or Vorp is killed first, Yorga and Asb enrage for 3x damage
... did you touch my wife?!
--- tea break : if the fight lasts three minutes, Vorpid will request some tea; Asbach disappears for 30secs and then reappears with tea for the band members; all raiders are immobilized while the band drinks their tea, healing them for 20%. If Asbach is not available, 30secs after requesting tea Vorpid will instead enrage
... I could really use a cuppa (tea request)
... Time for Tea (tea arrives)
... WHERE's MY TEA?! (enrage)
--- encore : unless all raid members /clap before anyone attempts to loot any band member, the whole band is resurrected for an encore
... did you miss us?!
As.
Carol as a raidboss
Time to Jump: Every 2 minutes, Carolline will transport a raidmember to a high cliff and will make them jump off it.
...Coo-coo...coo-coo....
Knokle as a raidboss
CAN I HAS?: Knokle will infiltrate the raidchannel during all the bossfights of the entire instance. He will spam epic and legendary loot, so that raidmembers can't keep track of raidwarnings, timers and bossmods.
Special random effect: this will make raidmembers want to scratch their eyes out, so their screen goes occasionally black for a few seconds.
Windhoof as a raidboss:
Cabana Burn: Windhoof will transport raidmembers to his cabana. 300 fire damage is inflicted every 3 seconds.
Additionally, this will cost you 2 gold for every second you spend in the cabana.
....sunny side up...!
Time to Jump: Every 2 minutes, Carolline will transport a raidmember to a high cliff and will make them jump off it.
...Coo-coo...coo-coo....
Knokle as a raidboss
CAN I HAS?: Knokle will infiltrate the raidchannel during all the bossfights of the entire instance. He will spam epic and legendary loot, so that raidmembers can't keep track of raidwarnings, timers and bossmods.
Special random effect: this will make raidmembers want to scratch their eyes out, so their screen goes occasionally black for a few seconds.
Windhoof as a raidboss:
Cabana Burn: Windhoof will transport raidmembers to his cabana. 300 fire damage is inflicted every 3 seconds.
Additionally, this will cost you 2 gold for every second you spend in the cabana.
....sunny side up...!
Evelline as a raid boss:
Annoying spam: Every 30 seconds he will spam yell "MAULGAR IS KING!!!" for 5 seconds while hitting the entire raid for 1 dmg every 1 second and preventing the players from using any spells or abilities.
Death yell: Before he dies he will yell " The draenei have Gift of the Naaru"...
Annoying spam: Every 30 seconds he will spam yell "MAULGAR IS KING!!!" for 5 seconds while hitting the entire raid for 1 dmg every 1 second and preventing the players from using any spells or abilities.
Death yell: Before he dies he will yell " The draenei have Gift of the Naaru"...