Time for fun

I think yorga will be a new raidboss in WotLK with a unique aggrotable

So... If Player X were a Raid Boss, what would be their special abilities? Please add your suggestions!

e.g:

Incite Chaos: Full party mind control. The party will go free for all, and start randomly killing each other. Lasts approx 15 seconds. Dumps aggro.

/bux

If Buxton was a raidboss:

Bear ASSasination - pulls all the mobs in the instance towards your current position. You will not see it coming but it will leave a lasting imprint.

If Koren was a raidboss:

Steal your Mojo - Koren removes all the mojo-pets from players inventory and starts a pond. During this phase you can take a break. Cooldown 2 hours. Ribbit.

If Vorpid were a raidboss

To Pull a Vorp: Boss would occasionally have a huge aggro range and would engage while you are buffing up.

If Carol was a raidboss:

Silencing cackle: A high penetrating cackle, silencing for 2 seconds and lowering defense by 200 for 2 seconds.

If Synq was a raidboss:

Happy Suicide: At 10% health, will critically hit a random player with a pyroblast and brag before he dies.

So that was my fellow mages. Prepared to be put down with a headshot in their replies

If Kintoll was a raidboss:

Sneaky Spank: Spanks a random female raider for 2000 damage.

If Darkstarkine was a raidboss:

Up in smoke: Stuns every raidmember for 5 seconds for a smoke break that will heal 25% of his health.

If Eidokar was a Raid Boss:

Death Kite: Targets a random member of the raid who will run around blindly before being hit for (player_health)+1 unresistable damage.

Penguin Power: The raid is assaulted by a barrage of penguins, dealing damage and slowing movement. Unless each penguin is Picked Up, it will explode inflicting deadly biscuit shards on nearby players with additional chocolate damage over time.

Carol would definetly have the silencing cackle, but when she reaches 10% she pulls the real damage:

Killing of the frogs: at 10% she turns everyone into frogs and starts whacking away at random players for 10 seconds. Every blow is a killing blow, but every blow also takes 0.5% of her remaining health, so when the surviving party de-frogs they have a short but hard fight left.

And as for Eidokar (me) as a boss, I imagine two abilities as well as bux':

The death of a penguin: at 50% Eidokar turns into a giant penguin, that once in a while feigns death, and once hitting the ground drops all aggro lists and makes everyone jumps in the air for some serious fall damage (mages, have your feather ready, and teh rest use you parachute cape ready).

The Old hunter trick: Senior aka Handbag (crocolisk pet) hisses (that annoying sound crocs have) and everyone immediatly redirects all damge to the handbag instead of Eidokar, whiping the aggro slate clean. Eidokar then goes to town on the clothies...

OMG THIS IS AWESOME )) I LOVE IT!!!!! LIZZ.....300000000 points cause u deff got it ...same for eido...i ll think of some things and post them later

Since polymorph: Penguin is implemented in WotlK for mages, I think Eidokar as raidboss should poly raiders into penguins!

Asbach as a raidboss:

Impending Cuddle : Occasionally transforms into five cats named Honey, Eve, Toffee, Treacle and Misty who release deadly hairballs.

Lankyfeet as a raidboss:

Distracting Speech: Will distract melee players with chatter to prevent them from hitting him.

Me as a raidboss:

Sleeping Story: Will put random players to sleep because they are bored with her.

Polymorph penguin???

No way!!!

Is that really true, or am I just being really gullible again?

True Though it will be an inscription glyph! Tailors will also get a flying rug as epic mount haha...

btw....Asbach, Vorpid, me and Yorga can be a raid encounter too, in Musical Style! I have a theory...

Where does that "I have a theory..." come from? I heard you referer to it last night, and my eager sense of pop culturel references immediatly got me singing the song from the buffy musical episode "Once more with feelings" ... "Ive got a theory thats its a demon, a dancing demon, nah, something isnt right there, ive got a theory some kid is dreaming and we're all stuck in side his wacky broadway nightmare..."... hmm.. to much of a buffyholic here.. move along.