You'll Know When You've Played Too Much Enigma..

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You'll know when you have played Enigma too much when...

1) You yell "Hard to Port!" when a car in another lane swerves out infront of you.

2) You give the command to fire Stern Torpedo One when a car gets too close to your aft bumper.

3: when shouting Dive-dive-dive, upon detection of a:hostiles, b:unknown, c:pure redface material....

4) you shout "tube port" "fire tube" when your neighbour is bothering you...

5) you shout "battlestation" when you see your little sister coming for U...

6) you shout "battlestation" when you see your Motherinlaw is pulling up in the drive way!!!!!

6) you shout "battlestation" when you see your Motherinlaw is pulling up in the drive way!!!!!

No, that's "battleaxe"

7) You board a historic battleship tour then you go to the bridge and start giving tourist orders

You hear a low-flying aircraft and shout, "Defend AA!"

Your wife's p----- because your 11-month old won't say "Ma-ma," but rattles off "da-da," "hard to port," "engage!" and other commonly used voice commands.

You get into an argument with a WWII historian insisting that he's wrong, because Germany won WWI.

You whistle the tune that is played during the credits. (US version??)

Your desktop features a screen shot of a unique kill and specially made icons relating to E:RT

You sign all of your documents, email, checks, etc with your name, rank, country, ship class and ship's name.

You watch a WWII movie and think, "Uh huh. If I was there....."