Geordie praying

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Geordie was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Broon Ale!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Geordie looked up again and said, "Forget that God, I just found one."

LOL! Nice..