Bad poetry

The full version:

FI - One Bear's Twist On If

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If you can keep your T4 head when all about you

Lost the roll and and blame it on you,

If you can bandage yourself when no one heals you

But make allowance for their healing too,

If you can AoE the crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with GMs - nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving guildies can hurt you;

If all cows count with you, but none too much,

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of graveyard run,

Yours is Azeroth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Noob, my son!

(Dedicated to Raxorblade, the best noob Feral Instinct ever had)

Since Bux and me won...here's the FULL version

The girls of the guild

Are certainly build

For parties rather then quests

We all wear a dress

We dress to impress

But with magic we are at our best

Vorpid, Chezz and Carolline

Are all three good friends of mine

Vorpid is hot from top to boot

When she dances in her ogre suit

Carolline with so sweet a voice

Will sing any song of your choice

Last but not least is Chezzie

Who will need many a rezzie

Together we are the mageketeers

I think that deserves some cheers!

But where would we be

If it wasn't for she...

Vetra and Lafey

Who keep our deaths at bay!

They are so kind

And never turn blind

For our health going to zero...

They are our hero!

But we also love our toys

(yes we mean you boys!)

Let's now raise a cheer

For everyone here!

Come on Lost, I want to see your poem here