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The Truth Finally Came Out

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The Truth Finally Came Out

#15
Nitro,

You really should put all this energy into building up that AA site of yours. It will only take about 400-500 man hours to get it right, start up a squad at the same time so you can be fully involved. Once you are on the way, start making up nice graphics, banners, siggys, etc., and get in touch with the fine folks at A_L.org and get a Style going for your launcher .. its a class act and a really nice touch for your site. Build up some staff and get the CO's to join up .. get the community rolling.

Once you have done the above .. then you can start rolling in the cash from "hits" you get on your site. No one will know and they will all think your just a nice guy. I was going to buy a new Caddy this week but decided .. what the hell.. I'll wait one week and I can buy a new Hummer from the Nitro Hits alone on the USAAC site!. Hey man.. on your site you can sell those "I love Nitro" T-shirts and make even more than I do! You will probably have a 100' yacht in no time!

Man, if you only knew .. once you get it all going .. you get staff that does all the work and you just kick back by the pool .. and giggle all the way to the bank . I tell you that is the real work .. having to go to the bank every day. It gets embarrassing after a while hauling in sacks of cash and having to walk right by the homeless staring at you .. but just keep a grin on and ignore them.

In addition everyone will love you and really appreciate all you have done .. you will get flowers at your door everyday .. email greeting cards .. letters from chicks that want to have your baby... Most likely you will have to hire Hawk to protect your ass from the tides of fans that surround you constantly.

Here is the only problem I see you will have: The community will so love you that they will insist that you be the Lead Sysop and convert the current way we do things at AA into the ways you would want them done .. this will take a little work and might cause you to miss a day or two going to the bank .. but, you probably can use that cash for wall paper anyway. Thousands and thousands of folks will start joining up due to your leadership and you will even make more cash!

At this point you got everyone else doing the work .. and you will have time to write the books you have always wanted too. I can envision the titles now:

Dirtly Little Secrets, by Nitro

The Truth., by Nitro

How to be a community leader in 3 EZ steps., by Nitro.

How to make enemies of your friends., by Nitro

Something is 'Fishy" and I aways knew it!, by Nitro

So easy a 'human' can do it!, by Nitro

Just Looking out for YOU!, by Nitro

Life in the Dark, by Nitro

You and I can get together once a week at the "Rich Dudes Club" and sit at the bar and laugh our ass's off at all the dumb butt CO's and Pilots over at AA who can't see the forest thru the trees! After all if they aren't going to listen to what you are trying to tell them about the sinister, secret, dirty low down ToW Plot .. why not exploit them. Ya and we can swap money making schemes :)

I like to build things and see them work .. you like to tear things down and see them break .. we can put those talents together and really make so big time cash! I'll see ya on my next trip to the bank!

The Truth Finally Came Out

#17
Ok, I think I understand what this is about now. Heres what we need to do.

Everyone go to the bottom of the forum website and click on the banner. Now here is the tricky part.

Nitro, we need for you to post your address so we can all mail you two cents. This way it will make Nitro happy because he's getting paid for his time and our aggravation, and Tbar and his guys can get together and go out a buy a gum ball and split it among the owners of ToWNET or who ever with the money they make from the banner on the forum. All is well, everyone is paid and we can all go back to playing air attack.

Thank you for your precious time.

JoKeR!

P.S. Nitro, Give me a call when you finally make a dollar from the money you receive. I'll tell you where you can buy the cheapest can of Coke.

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