Tides of War

Some years ago When I was living in Utah someone

tried to get a law passed making it illeagle to look at yourself naked in the mirror,

This really Happened, Its to stupid to make up

What were they thinking ?

Louisiana:

1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

What were they thinking ?

2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
What were they thinking ?

Grannys are obviously the most visious of creatures

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

:lol::lol:

ah yes the toiletries section..sounds and smells,

reminds me of the SYSOP forums.

I knew a grandma once with jaws that locked like a bulldog.

She also had her false teeth ground into sharp spikes.

gimmie a break , who thought up that one?

Alabama:

1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

What were they thinking ?

You got to be kidding me.,,,, No its a law ! It would appear that common sence

in alabama Is something that needs to be reviewed alot.

Connecticut:

1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Oh yea happens all to often

What were they thinking?

Florida:

1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

4. <SARASOTA> Illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Well Now I know Where skydancer gets his warped thinking from.

What were they thinking?

I'll have you know that Skydancer looks quite lovely in a strapless number.

California:

1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Well so much for walking to church after a rain, or your child getting to school

clean.

What were they thinking?

Indiana:

1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

Does this mean what it says?

What were they thinking?