HOW TO BEAT USHA

How to beat USHA,

1. Throw a bone, Dobie will go tunnel vision for it.

2. Drop a box of Viagra, 45 dives for it.

3. Drop a box of Rogain above Kid, he'll rope himself pulling up for it.

4. Slam the brakes on Shogun,

He tailgates but doesnt watch in front of him.

5. Show Inferno a fire hose. He'll be in the wind like a hot amber.

6. Run from Action in 2 different directions.

He's very A.D.D and will get confused and keep flying straight.

7. Tell Redneck Nascar is on. He will go watch it...

8. Tell Redbaron his 6 is clear. He will believe you, as he 's a little slow.

They are easy to beat once you get to know them..

DAM YOU POPGUN!

I wish it werent true !!!!!

This is old news..But it's highly accurate.

i think u got 1 and 6 confused

Friends, fellow flyers, etc lend me your ears for I have come to praise USHA not to insult them. Though popgun is an honorable man, he has gone too far in his ridicule of USHA pilots. I have nothing but respect for the squad. They stand out like an oak tree amongst their peers and, as we know, every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground. It?s not right to suggest that USHA members are any less smart than the rest of us. Frankly I believe that most of them are ultra smart. They knew from an early stage that confusion was the first step to knowledge and, in the main, they have taken that first step. They knew from the beginning that if they didn?t succeed they ran the risk of failure and they are still striving hard to succeed. James Anthony Froude said that the essence of greatness is neglect of the self. Anyone who has seen photos of USHA members will immediately see the greatness shining forth.

So let us honor an honorable squad

Thanks for the praise Xena,

Popgun's statements are only in fun.He posted the same thing on the USHA forums weeks ago and we had some fun responding back to him and the BBC squad.

Popgun was and always will be respected by USHA and I think he has nothing but respect for us.

So let's look at this as a fun poke at USHA.I don't mind at all.

If I thought it was posted as a real bash then I would remove it.

Again,

Thanks for your thoughts.

Sincerely,

Kid

If you read my post a little more carefully, Kid you will realize that I was continuing the vein of popgun's post. It seems, though that my sense of humor is a little too subtle I don't have Marc Anthony's skill

Although popgun and I were having fun you are right. Both of us hold USHA in high regard

Umm, Kid, Xena's post is poking fun at USHA as well.

hehe

Had your coffee yet?

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was black as tar, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb didn't give a crap as long as he had USHA pilots in his gun sight and falling form the skies in a blaze of fire. Mary really had no sense, but the lamb has it all!

I think thats the way the story went, Its been a long time since I've read it.

JoKeR