Tides of War

Howdy Sportz Fanz!

Your roving reporter, JoKeR reporting in from 12,000 ft above the grounds of LST. Splendid, simply splendid, what and event this turned out to be. SU (Red Team) came to battle with total domination in their minds only to be sent home crying by the girls in pink skirts, (GE team, Call it purple Team if you must.). You would of thought the SU guys were going out on their first dates in the first 2 rounds, only to be told no to the poon at the end of the night.

Yes, it was a very sad sight indeed. I have never seen so many dejected and rejected men in my whole life. First and second round went to SU team under the direction of FD_Marine. We asked him to be our leader and show us the finer points of air combat. Following his directions, the SU team was jubilant over the outcome, as we formed up high and attacked in tight formation and dominating the skies.

From third round till the end of the game, the ladies in pink danced there way to victory. At the beginning of third round, the SU team grabbed hard getting as much altitude as possible, only to see the GE team pulling their famous blitz play, coming right at us fast and low. As the SU team turned to find dance partners they where getting slapped in the face and sent home packing. It was then that we realized that these pink ladies where actually men in drag. SU could expect more of the same as GE blitzed, blitzed and blitzed there way to victory over SU. The SU team even tried to match GE by pulling a blitz play of there own, but GE was ready for anything and everything.

Congrats!! to the GE TEAM. A very well played game.

If you'd like to join us for LTS you can find us playing every Wednesday night at 9:00 PM EDT (Washington time). You do not need to belong to a squad to play. Just join in on GE or the SU team, pick a plane and get ready to fly. The game lasts for just about and hour long and at the end we go into a big free for all. We ask that you please review the rules prior to joining which can be found on this web site, but we also flash the rules during the game on the game log.

Thanks for listening, this is Joker signing off.

JoKeR!

XO / BSS / USA

Joker,

An observation I would make. LTS is sponsored by USHA and ToW .. since USHA is much larger you will note that USHA normally all fly on the same team as GE. This is good. ToW narmally always fly's SU .. and this is good. But they way it turns out each week is almost a situation of: USHA Vrs ALL

So with that said .. also note that you can count on USHA all being on their local Team Speak .. yet the RED team fly's as almost total independent. When we have a good number of Pilot on TS from the RED team .. we do a whole lot better, In fact we give that 'pink' team a real run for the money!

Moral of the story. Its not just the pilots, but the pilots communicating .. it goes a long way toward a victory.

Great reports Joker .. I enjoy reading them every week .. I've never seen a better job done

Thanks Tbar for your kind words. I kinda enjoy writing about different things. There's a lot of good stuff to write about here in USAAC.

I did now read a lot of postings from Joker and really like them

If he fly like he posts the news, he will beat me in a 1v1 with 10:0

Good Job Joker

Thanks TANK, I appreciate your response. I don't think you'll have to worry about me beating you to much. I'll learn a little more here and there and make it a little harder, but I'll still be wearing the "dunce cap" in the end.

JoKeR!

sheesh ya'll gonna make his head swell quit it already.......J/K good job Joker another fine job reporting