Tides of War

What's the most amusing thing you've seen written in the dirt on the back of a filthy white van?

There's the old classic: "Also available in white"

One I saw today: "Cleaned by Stevie Wonder"

My favourite: "I wish my wife was this dirty"

Any more? If we get enough then I'll make this into a poll.

/bux

The classic one "wash me"

"This vehicle is under going a scientific dirt test."

(Supposedly on a Transit van in Cardiff during a drought)

Please do not wash, as England needs the water.

"If you can read this, you are too close".

"Jim's Car Cleaning"

" JESPERs VAN."....

"This van DOES NOT contain explosives"