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/yawn
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:55 am
by fyen
Ok Ok its been a while since ive visited the forums, thought id drop in and see how
things are going. The reason that I started this topic with /yawn is because Ive been cruising around the big blue sea with my hood battleship and nothing can touch me ! ! LOL /peace
/yawn
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:23 pm
by Buxton
See my signature
/yawn
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:47 pm
by Sub Lt. D. Abramczyk
I'm more of a Light Cruiser man myself. What do you say to THAT, Buxton me old china?
/yawn
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:57 am
by Pioneer
Battleships are for Girls - Real Assassins do it with Torpedo Boats
The evolution of Bux....once upon a time.....he would say...
Hedgehogs are for girls...real men do it with depth charges.
/yawn
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:27 pm
by Buxton
I'm more of a Light Cruiser man myself. What do you say to THAT, Buxton me old china?
Sounds like something a left-handed batsman would drive
/yawn
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:01 pm
by Buxton
PS... to show willing, I took the Hood out for a spin:
LFN battleship Patrol 6
Keep your eyes open, report all sightings to HQ and protect your assets.
07:12:34 - Mission started at 31.25.40S, 34.54.9E
07:12:35 - Spotted a German destroyer at 31.21.35S, 34.55.6E
07:15:30 - B22 destroyed by a German destroyer
07:15:42 - B23 destroyed by a German destroyer
07:16:18 - B24 destroyed by a German destroyer
07:16:42 - DD2 destroyed by a German destroyer
07:17:02 - Taking fire from a German destroyer
07:17:19 - Destroyed Z-52 with a 15in deck gun round NNW at 1300 meters.
07:17:32 - DD3 destroyed by a German corvette
07:18:17 - Destroyed Z-53 with a 15in deck gun round NW at 1900 meters.
07:18:48 - DD5 destroyed by a German battleship
07:18:49 - Destroyed Z-54 with a 15in deck gun round WNW at 2400 meters.
07:19:18 - DD4 destroyed by a German battleship
07:20:17 - DD12 destroyed by a German battleship
07:20:38 - Taking fire from a German fighter
07:21:16 - DD9 destroyed by a German battleship
07:21:24 - Destroyed BB 15 with a 15in deck gun round W at 2800 meters.
07:21:27 - Destroyed T-46 with a 15in deck gun round W at 4900 meters.
07:21:46 - DD7 destroyed by a German destroyer escort
07:21:52 - Destroyed B31 with a 40mm AA round SW at 262 meters.
07:22:38 - Destroyed B30 with a 40mm AA round W at 750 meters.
07:22:49 - Destroyed B35 with a 40mm AA round SSW at 650 meters.
07:23:00 - DD10 destroyed by a German destroyer escort
07:23:13 - Destroyed B32 with a 40mm AA round NNE at 497 meters.
07:24:20 - B20 destroyed by a German battleship
07:24:36 - B19 destroyed by a German battleship
07:24:38 - B21 destroyed by a German battleship
07:24:58 - DD8 destroyed by a German battleship
07:25:59 - DD6 destroyed by a German battleship
07:26:11 - F18 destroyed by a German battleship
07:26:28 - F16 destroyed by a German battleship
07:26:43 - F17 destroyed by a German battleship
07:26:56 - Destroyed BB 14 with a 15in deck gun round SSE at 1500 meters.
07:33:35 - Destroyed Z-36 with a 15in deck gun round S at 4700 meters.
07:33:39 - DD13 destroyed by a German destroyer escort
07:34:37 - DD11 destroyed by a German destroyer escort
07:37:49 - Destroyed T-37 with a 15in deck gun round SSE at 1100 meters.
07:39:38 - Destroyed T-38 with a 15in deck gun round NNE at 550 meters.
07:52:26 - Mission completed at 31.24.1S, 34.57.58E
Planes Destroyed: 4
Ships Sunk: 9
Total Tonnage Sunk: 50678
This is going to be a very long war.? Continued excellence in command ensures you'll be around to see the victory.? Well done.
I sustained 40% hull damage, but the beer was left intact*
/bux
*not strictly
intact, since I broached a keg or too whilst my gunners were having fun.
/yawn
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:40 pm
by Io0011ver2
*not strictly intact, since I broached a keg or too whilst my gunners were having fun.
You're a disgrace to your uniform, commander. I assure you that I'll report this to the Admiral. You'll be slapped so far back in rank I bet they wont let you drive a fishing boat. >;(
That'll be all commander.
/yawn
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:48 pm
by Buxton
I'm an Assassin. We don't have admirals
/yawn
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:51 am
by cammando
I agree I don't trust these steam boilers in these big ass ships I would prefer a big bad ass 514 cubic inch Ford crate motor or 4 of em in a speedboat armed with machine guns and torpedos.
/yawn
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 5:37 am
by Mark
Surface boats are for girls- real men drive submarines.