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[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:23 pm
by Buxton
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

Apparently, I'm going to meet my maker on November 14, 2039 at the age of 77 years old - and its more likely through alien abdiction than alcoholism. Referee, I demand a recount!!

/bux

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:37 pm
by Jesper

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 14, 2004
at the age of 28 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Cya all on the other side, guess my time here ran out hehe:

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:25 am
by Rogue {RKn}
August 18, 2043
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

          Heart Attack (32%)

      Cancer (18%)

    Alcoholism (14%)

    Homicide (10%)

  Alien Abduction (7%)

  Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
OMG and I felt sure I would have died by now LOL

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:50 pm
by Sub Lt. D. Abramczyk
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 17, 2065

at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (32%)

Cancer (16%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Alcoholism (8%)

Homicide (7%)

Horrible Accident (6%)

Not likely, I intend to live and recieve my telegram!
August 18, 2043
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

          Heart Attack (32%)

      Cancer (18%)

    Alcoholism (14%)

    Homicide (10%)

  Alien Abduction (7%)

  Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
You kinky little devil, you.

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:25 pm
by Fubar2nin
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 3, 2029

at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)

Heart Attack (23%)

Alcoholism (13%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

And I thougt life waz over at fifty

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:11 pm
by Rogue {RKn}
Sub Lt. D. Abramczyk LMAO I didnt even see that till now

:laugh:

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:45 pm
by starshell
Blimey, on August 22nd 2037 at age 73 - and not from team sex either, must be good for me then :P

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:51 pm
by OutWest
Well Jesper, it looks like your time is up. Any last words for us eager listeners?

Oh, I have a few notes to other dearly departeds as well, think you could pass them along? Thanks!

;-D

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:10 pm
by Rogue {RKn}
and not from team sex either
Awwww thats no fun LMAO

[ot] How Will Your Ship Meet Its Fate?

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:31 pm
by Mark
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Monday, October 6th 2070

At the ripe old age of 78 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Confusion (3%)

Drowning (3%)

Horrible Accident (2%)

Other fascinating statistics:

18,983,789 people have taken The Death Test.

Of those, 53% were female and 47% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

71% of test takers have hairy nipples.

9% have had team sex.

4% work in the adult entertainment industry.

And 1714 people claim to have leprosy.
Die of... confusion?