Tides of War

A good LFN man/woman could sink any of your navy in a floating bathtub. I remember the time I was in the Dinghy HMAS Inflatable. We took down 8 German torpedo bombers just by using a mirror and the sun to blind the pilots. Then we attacked a convoy and captured three vessels using only our paddles and a wet spounge. Hmm on second thoughts i don't think that ever happened.

just in case any of you ign guys dont undestand that LFN code lingo here`s the deciphered message.

his mighty attractive sin doll was punctured, whilst in the spa with 8 leather wearing ex ping pong players under a mirror ball. but reaves didnt go down without an fight oh no,he took on three opponents before he was buggered . sorry our code breakers are still trying to decipher where and how the sponge fits in . the message came as shocking news to our ign commanders, the willingness of the LFN personal to exploit the full extent of their arsenal has shown the need for our commanders to be ever vigilent and that surrender is not an option. "and further news just at hand bdn have now found out the true meaning of the term "up your kaiser" commonly printed on the inside cover of lfn naval manuals... .