Tides of War

I tried again, answered 'yes' to every question, and got this result:

Tuesday, June 8th 2004

At the tender age of 24 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (100%)

Cancer (49%)

Alcoholism (47%)

Heart Attack (30%)

Funny, I said I had 99999 sex partners

i stopped doing these things when one said i would live to 400 and the other said i was already dead.

Some numpty obvioulsy broke the code for those 2 lol.